Once upon a time, there was a land of hands. There were all types of hands: big hands, little hands, rough hands, hands with missing fingers etc. In order for the hands to reproduce, one hand has to make a hole and the other hand sticks a finger out and put it through the hole. Not only did this make baby hands but it felt great, it was good for the hand’s health, and it was fun. Now, there were other ways for other hands to have the experience but they were shunned. The hands protested, fought and shared their distress. After a gillion years, the other hands were able to love and share that experience without any prejudice and they all lived happily ever after.